Before I jump into
the main bulk of the rant, I feel the need to tell you of a little
story that happened at work last night.
In case you don't know, there are a
couple of hobos that like to purchase food from us, at Burger King.
One of them male, one of them female. We've contemplated many things
about them. We've wondered how we could get the two together, we've
thought about giving them all of our waste (but they'd keep comming
back), and we've even contemplated whether or not the male hobo
was a doctor or not. (Yes this is a refrence to VGCats)
Because of this we will call the male Dr. Hobo, the female wasn't
here last night.
Now Dr. Hobo, he's an interesting man.
He sits outside, under our sign. He doesn't ask for money, people
just give him some. Then he comes in, and buys hamburgers, and coffee.
Fair enough. He also seems to have this little creature sitting
on his shoulder that no one can see but him, because he likes to
talk to his shoulder, incohearently too, I might add. Not too uncommon,
I see it happen alot in animes.
Last night, I couldn't resist, I had
to know if he was infact a Doctor or not. I asked Ekka (another
funny/cool employee who was in the dinning room at the time, he's
asian, there's a reference to his race later on) if he would ask
him. Ekka said sure, he was closing the dining room anyway. So here's
how the conversation ensued...
*Dr. Hobo goes to get a coffee refill
*Ekka walks over to Dr. Hobo
Ekka: Hey man, it's time for us to close
the dinning room, so yeah if you could leave when you're done...
you know...
*Dr. Hobo turns to Ekka
*Dr. Hobo starts walking toward Ekka
as he yells somewhat incohearantly...
Dr. Hobo: Hey! I don't need you Mexican
punks telling me when I can leave! I can leave when I'm ready to
leave! You Mexicans have NO RESPECT, NO RESPECT! You can't tell
me when I can leave! How are you gonna (mumble mumble)
*about this time Dr. Hobo walks away
from Ekka and back to refilling his coffee...
Dr. Hobo continues: ...and Customers....
(mumble mumble) ...My FOOD! (mumble mumble) ...NO Business! (mumble)
leave... (mumble) MANager... (mumble) MEXICAN!
*Ekka remembers the question
Ekka: Hey man... you a doctor? A DOCTOR!?
*Dr. Hobo turns to Ekka and continues
mumbling, but nothing that either of us could make out.
*As Dr. Hobo leaves the Dinning room,
Ekka follows, with a respectible distance between them.
Ekka: Hey, Dr. Hobo man! The Dinning
Room's closed! THE DINNING ROOM IS CLOSED! YOU, HAVE, TO, LEAVE,
SON! HEY, THE DINNING ROOM IS CLOOOOSED, CLOSED DINNING ROOM!!!
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!
*At this point Dr. Hobo decides it's
time to go to McDonalds accross the street.
It was an interesting experience to
say the least.
Ok, on to what I was going to say...
First off, for this week's comic, I'm
going to change it a bit. Instead of doing one comic, I'm going
to be doing five sketches of our Sakura-con outting. One a day on
the weekdays. Then I'll see if I can't have a comic up next Monday.
I'm still having difficulty deciding which comic I want to use...
I think I've got one, but I need some initial comics that introduce
us all, that's in a way what the Sakura-con sketches will be for.
I'm going to start bugging Eijima for
a rant. I don't like doing it, but I know that if I don't it won't
get done ^_^ I do know that the guy is really busy, but I'm an anal
bastard, so it's all good! The reason why I push for Eijima's rants
is because there's nothing better then one of his rants, they're
so entertaining to read, that I'm sure this site could sustain itself
with just his rants.
With that being said, I'm going to talk
to Jessica today about working on a new site layout and everything.
I know Cody's also working on a site layout, but I'm going to use
his for the video game company. I'm also looking into switching
servers, and getting a domain. Keenspace was always just a temporary
home anyway. That, and there servers just plain blow... so much
traffic, so slow... therefore it's time to move on. Soon I plan
on saving up, and throwing some money down for a dedicated server
for our sites.
Earlier this year I went to a local
ISP for businesses, they also have a very large cooled, and secure
server room. I liked their layout so much, that once I start saveing
for that server, I'm going to go pay them another visit, and see
how much it will cost for us to host our server there.
Well that's all for now...
~Slacker
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